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Ryan Kelly Don’t Care About No Rings
We all know Ryan Kelly for his crazy dunks. Wait. NO WE DON’T. We know Ryan Kelly for being that white dude on the Los Angeles Lakers. Well, white men CAN jump. Over NBA Finals MVP’s no less. Kelly has and will dunk before, but this is just nasty. The cool thing about this dunk is that it will make Kelly’s post-career YouTube highlight video that some crazy Lakers fan makes.
Paul George Spin Cycle
I’ve had one major injury in my life. When I got healthy, I celebrated my eating McDonalds. When Paul George got healthy, he spun around and dunked on full-sized humans. So, who’s the real MVP?
Roy Hibbert aka “The Black Andrew Bogut”
The best thing about this comment is that, mid-way through, Roy Hibbert also realizes how ridiculous this sounds and starts laughing. We’re laughing with you, not at you, Roy!
Talk to the Hand
I don’t know why Carmelo Anthony getting stuffed in a preseason game makes me so happy, but it does. Oh, great job Friendly Bounce for getting all the angles on this block. That’s a great site, you should check it out some time.
The Oop That Never Was Then Was Again
And to think that this may not have happened if that dang Mark Cuban would have closed the deal. Somewhere, he’s reading the BAE Index and crying as he drives through the streets of Dallas. Hey, Mark, you shouldn’t be on your phone while driving.
And Then Damian Lillard
Oh hey remember those guys who made dunk magic in that last highlight? Well, it turns out, they got diced on defense by the one-man slam Damian Lillard. Wait, I really like that nickname. I’m not sure Lillard’s the best one for it. Let’s save that for later.
More Warriors-Lakers Highlights
In case you were wondering if the Warriors are still fun to watch…