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Meltdown Tuesday: Jimbo Fisher and the AFC South make us sick

By Matt Verderame

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October 24, 2015; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Southern California Trojans linebacker Cameron Smith (35) runs the ball after intercepting the ball against the Utah Utes during the second half at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Mandatory Credit: Gary A. Vasquez-USA TODAY Sports
October 24, 2015; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Southern California Trojans linebacker Cameron Smith (35) runs the ball after intercepting the ball against the Utah Utes during the second half at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Mandatory Credit: Gary A. Vasquez-USA TODAY Sports /

Bass: You catch the Utah game? Vegas really called its shot on that one?

Verderame: This is why nobody believes Utah as a real football team. A few weeks ago Jared Goff threw five interceptions against them – in Utah – and it was still a one possession game. Posers.

Bass: Just abysmal. USC should be dead in the water. Coach is up and fired. They shit one away against Notre Dame. And then here they are, putting boots to asses against Utah. What world are we living in?

Verderame: We are living in a world where a team named the Utah Utes are a real thing. What the hell is a Ute? Why is Utah allowed to be part of the United States?

Bass: Good beer and mountains, that’s all I can think of. Been through Salt Lake once … blue skies.

Bass: But I don’t get it. Pac-12 is a joke.

Verderame: At this point, the only team worth talking about is Stanford. Everybody else is a rancid dumpster fire. Utah needs to go home. Stay home.

Bass: Oregon: bust. UCLA: joke. USC: drunks. Utah: fraud. WSU: weirdos. Stanford, you’re the last hope.

Verderame: Washington State … COUGAHSSSSSSS

Bass: Oh yeah. Pirate at a coach. GameDay should be there this week, not Philly for Temple/ND. Woof.

Verderame: Temple is not a football school. The Owls were only good when they have Don Chaney .. speaking of Chaney

Bass: If he’s not the guest picker and doesn’t threaten to kill Calipari, then College GameDay has officially jumped the shark.

Verderame: EPIC.