Fansided

Fan gives Ramon Sessions an unapologetic ass grab

By Jonathan Bass

Oct 21, 2015; Miami, FL, USA; Washington Wizards guard Ramon Sessions (7) looses control of the ball in the second half of a game against the Miami Heat at American Airlines Arena. The Heat won 110-105. Mandatory Credit: Robert Mayer-USA TODAY Sports
Oct 21, 2015; Miami, FL, USA; Washington Wizards guard Ramon Sessions (7) looses control of the ball in the second half of a game against the Miami Heat at American Airlines Arena. The Heat won 110-105. Mandatory Credit: Robert Mayer-USA TODAY Sports /
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Ramon Sessions was a handful for one lucky fan.

How do you get to first base while at a basketball game? Why just jump in and get yourself a solid handful whenever an unsuspecting NBA player falls into your lap.

It’s not as weird as it sounds. Check out this happy older gentleman get some solid over-the-clothes action from Ramon Sessions. Dollars to doughnuts that he’ll never get closer to an NBAer in his entire life.

Ah, it’s all in good fun. Just a nice save from a friendly fan in the front row. No beers spilt, no popcorn lost, no ligaments torn. Friends helping friends, and butt slaps galore.

For Sessions, that was about as good as it got for the game. He played double digit minutes in the contest and hustled all over the map to fill the stat sheet. A few rebounds here, a couple assists there, a steal for good measure, and some manufactured points via the charity stripe.

And while getting a solid butt tap by a rich old dude is awkward, it probably wasn’t the most embarrassing moment of the evening for a Wizards player. Yeah, that one goes to the Polish Hammer, Marcin Gortat, getting jammed on by Aaron Gordon.

C’mon, Jumpman, you’re better than that.

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