Did you forget about your Halloween plans? Do you want everyone at the office Halloween party to know that you’d rather be watching college football? Don’t you think the kids in your neighborhood deserve to get candy from the recently unemployed Head Ball Coach or Al Golden? In any case, we’ve got you covered. Here is everything you’ll need (INCLUDING MASKS!) to make 20 simple college football coach Halloween costumes.
STEVE SPURRIER – THE GOLF COURSE
Steve Spurrier, formerly of South Carolina. All of college football is a little more somber now that Steve Spurrier has stepped down as the head coach at South Carolina. Bring back some of the joy with this Head Ball Coach costume. To really go the extra mile, channel Spurrier by throwing your visor at anyone who says something you don’t like.
How to make your costume amazing:
Add a visor to toss on the ground.
Carry a golf club and ask people if you can play through.
Throw down your headset in the middle of the party complaining that people aren’t giving their all.
Talk about next Halloween when you’ll be a host of College GameDay.
RICH RODRIGUEZ – ARIZONA
MASK PRINTING INSTRUCTIONS
Rich Rodriguez, Arizona. Wear the Rich Rodriguez costume to a party. When you’re ready to leave the party, loudly announce that you’re going to leave in an hour. Five minutes later, make a point of walking out as loudly as possible, saying “so sue me!” Extra points if the party is at your house.
How to make your costume amazing:
Find someone at the party dressed as a witch, start introducing them as your wife.
Try to do the “stanky leg”… but fail miserably and just start doing the “Charleston” instead.
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