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KCP splits the defense, lays Jordan Hill to rest

Itās been quite a pleasant start to Year ThreeĀ for Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, and this may be his highest moment yet, both literallyĀ andĀ figuratively.
Spencer Dinwiddie tries to sneak in a snack onĀ the bench, realizes he is caught by camera, is the bestĀ (provided it isnāt Snickers)

I canāt for the life of me be objective here, so Iāll just say it: If thatās a Milky Way, heās won over my heart, unconditionally and unequivocally. A SnickersĀ would certainly confirm that his taste in candy bars is trash, but nonetheless,Ā heās climbing up my favorites list on this moment alone.
Julius Randle goes baseline on Kenneth Faried

Kenneth Faried was actually pretty active and had a well-rounded game last night. It was unfortunate that Randle had to eviscerate him and wipe some of those positive memories from our collective self-consciousness.
Kobe Bryant does bad basketball things, should probablyĀ retire

I will abstain from my Kobe Is Very Bad And Actively Makes His Team Worse In 2015 shtick, because Iām not going to beat the dead horse or dance on the grave of his career. But, seriously, he looks like a corpse out there.