Andy Dalton is having none of J.J. Watt’s callous sense of humor

Andy Dalton will not stand for J.J. Watt’s terrible sense of humor.

J.J. Watt was telling terrible jokes after Monday night’s victory over the previously undefeated Cincinnati Bengals. According to Watt, the Texans wanted to make the Red Rifle look like a Red Ryder bb gun, and they succeeded by holding the Bengals to a mere six points. Just look at this poor excuse for a comedian.

And guess what: Andy Dalton is having none of it. Don’t bring that weak tot action into the tiger’s den. Dalton, if full black on black, went after Watt for being a poor role model after the game.

Andy, my man. First off, rocking the black shirt and black leather jacket really sets the tone. Let’s ’em know you mean business. Second off, great message.

Watt’s supposed to be a role model in this league, and he’s talking about Red Ryders. Has he not seen A Christmas Story?! YOU CAN SHOOT SOMEBODY’S EYE OUT WITH THOSE THINGS!

And that joke – if that’s what you wanna call it – what was that all about? Good God, man. Not even Homer Simpson could appreciate that one.

Good on ya, Andy. Way to stand up for safe Christmas toys and good comedy across America.

h/t SB Nation