LeSean McCoy scored a touchdown, and dialed up a celebration similar to what Aaron Hernandez once did.
Shady has done cracked the code, er kinda. With his Buffalo Bills locked in an epic battle with the Kansas City Chiefs to define the fate of two .500 teams, LeSean McCoy took a little swing pass, turned upfield, juked and found pay dirt in the end zone.
Afterward it was a game of step-back Sunday with Shady’s touchdown celebration. Dude pulled one out of the Aaron Hernandez playbook, dialing in his combination, opening the safe, pulling out the money and then throwing his imaginary money all over the place.
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Brace yourselves for a billion think pieces and First Takes on the merits of a celebration once used by a convicted murderer. I’ll save little discussion for your Monday morning cup of coffee and slice of self-loathing hate viewing, and instead pose a different question.
Why in the world would Shady keep his invisible money in an invisible safe if all he wanted to do was make invisible rain? Wouldn’t that invisible money just be laying around somewhere? May in an invisible trash bag to take to the club. Maybe in neatly stacked piles atop an invisible table? It just don’t make no sense.