BAE Index, 12/8/15: The Spurs are bullies

Dec 7, 2015; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Jahlil Okafor (8) goes for a shot and is fouled by San Antonio Spurs center Boban Marjanovic (40) during the second half at Wells Fargo Center. The Spurs won 119-68. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports /

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Chris Paul, or Steph Paul?

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Chris Paul launched it from 40 feet to beat the buzzer in the first half of the Clippers game against the Timberwolves and, blessed Earth, he made it.

In fact, he New Kanye Album’d it.

Garnett Goes Into Time Machine and Then Comes Out to Dunk on Blake Griffin Yes This Happened

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Okay, try to follow me. Ricky Rubio gets the steal and is running in transition and who is trailing? Not Andrew Wiggins. Not Zach LaVine. Hell, not even Karl Anthony-Towns. Nope, it’s Kevin Friggin Garnett!

This Vine must skip over the part where KG runs through the time machine at half court, and somehow we see a show from The Big Ticket, dunking all over Blake Griffin. Griffin’s not used to this angle of the dunk, since it’s usually him dunking on some people. But today, things are different. We’re partying like it’s 1999.

Made You Look!

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Boban Marjanovic got Jahlil Okafor all turned around with a simple one-handed pump fake or three.

https://vine.co/v/i7DTJKZ7vFe

Just Mean

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But you thought that was mean? This should be reported to Principal Silver as bullying. I’m pretty sure Robert Covington walks away without his lunch money.

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