Meltdown Tuesday: FanSided After Dark edition

Two of FanSided’s editors blow off steam after working week’s worth of hours in three days.

Bass: I’m working on hour No. 23 between Monday and today. Time to melt down.

Verderame: TUESDAY MELTDOWN. The NFC East should be contracted. All four of those teams absolutely suck.

Bass: Enjoyed that game last night, I see.

Verderame: That game was rancid. Both of those teams should be flown to Bosnia and forced to stay there for the duration.

Bass: The way I see it we have two options here: 1) the NFL refunds ticket prices to all fans attending intra-divisional NFC East “battles” for the rest of the year or 2) They force the teams to play at 3 a.m. on Wednesdays. Flat bury them from any poor victims’ eyes.

Verderame: It’s time to stop the madness. The Eagles, Giants, Redskins and Cowboys are all horrific. These teams should have to play in college bowl games just to shame them. Give them that Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl.

Bass: Ooooohhhhh good idea. Let’s have the CFP winner step in to the NFC playoffs instead of one of these squads.

Verderame: Can you imagine Alabama taking the place of one of these disasters? If only there was a way to fix this damn division …

Bass: No. Picture an outhouse. It’s a tiny wooden cabin where you go take a dump into a hole. This division isn’t the outhouse. It’s not the hole that s–t falls into. It is the runoff stream behind the outhouse where the weakest of the turds are separated from the back and travel down a hill to become fertilizer for shrubbery to feed off of. It is the excrement of excrement.

Verderame: NFC East: Time to be pinched off.

Bass: Moving on!

Next: The Falcons are D-E-A-D