Riley Curry’s Presidential platform includes free cookies, dancing

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While it’s time for another election cycle, one unlikely and ineligible candidate is stealing the headlines with the best campaign pitch to date.

Steph Curry is off to a hot start to the 2015 NBA season. Yet, Riley Curry stole the show once again in her papa’s latest interview with ESPN. Naturally, the Q&A ended with a question about Riley and what she would do as president.

Curry’s answer to the question should make anyone’s day who is tired of hearing what the latest candidates have to say about the country or their other candidates as a whole.

"“As soon as she’s eligible. Her platform will be more cookies for everybody, plus free Whip/Nae Nae instructions. And everybody would be required to know, word for word, the lines to that Disney movie Descendants. That would be the pledge of allegiance, or maybe the national anthem. I’d vote for her, especially if Kanye’s on the ticket. It’d be a fun country.”"

You heard it from Curry first, Riley will give everyone free cookies and dance tips. Americans will be much richer after not having to go broke over buying Girl Scouts cookies every Spring.

So book it now, a ticket involving Riley Curry can come as soon as the 2048 Presidential election. Until then, Curry and her younger sibling will continue to take the nation by storm with their cuteness and their ability to win over a room instantly.

Watch out Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, the Currys are coming for you with their message of free cookies, dance lessons, and Disney.