You’re the Worst power rankings: NFL uniforms in 2015
9. Jacksonville Jaguars – Regular edition
The Jacksonville Jaguars are playing better football these days, which somehow means that 5-9 is considered an improvement. Of course, it is hard to look away from the Jaguars, because they play in uniforms that look ridiculous. Jacksonville has this weird multi-color helmet that seems like it belongs on either a high school or mediocre college football team.
Then again, the Jaguars have been playing on that level for most of the past decade, so it is fitting. The other problem is the pants. Why not just have a normal stripe? Stop trying to be cut for all 49 of your fans. Stop worrying about the stupid details on the pants and the cute little logo that says “JAGS” on the top. Dear God, do you really want people to know that you are the JAGS?
Jacksonville had decent uniforms when it first came into existence back in 1995 when Mark Brunell, Jimmy Smith and Keenan McCardell were striking fear into the hearts of other teams. Now? The Jaguars simply look like a group of adults who had a few drinks too many and tried to look funny. If that is the goal, they have unfortunately succeeded without question. Please, stop the madness. – MV
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