
Is this the playoffs? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in the first round, with the good sports man’s team
Play the good sports, look up at the score and see
I’m just a point guard, Brad Stevens coaches me
Because I’m very small, very short, little man, big sport
Anyway the game goes, doesn’t really matter to me
Isaiah, just fouled LeBron
Hit him on the arm real bad
Now the Cavs fans are real mad
Isaiah, the fun had just begun
And now we’ve gone and tweeted every day
Isaiah, ooh, you make us laugh and cry
If I’m not logged on again this time tomorrow
Tweet on, tweet on, as if memes are all that matters
Too late, the meme has come
Sends shivers down my spine, memes tweeting all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind, and face the truth
Isaiah, ooh, I don’t want to die
I sometimes wish I’d never memed at all
I see Olynyk with a very goofy headband
Cut your hair, cut your hair, don’t you know it looks frightening
Porous D and long locks, Kevin Love in arm locks (ROTATOR CUFF)
(David Blatt-o) David Blatt-o (David Blatt-o) David Blatt-o. David Blatt is very mad
Isaiah’s just a small man, everybody loves him
Isaiah’s just a small man, smiling with his goofy grin
He changed our life with that glorious meme
Easy tweet, easy meme, will you let me meme?
Isaiah! No we will not let you meme
(Let me meme!) Isaiah! We will not let you meme
(Let me meme!) Isaiah! We will not let you meme
(Let me meme) Will not let you meme
(Let me meme) Will not let you meme (Let me meme) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Isaiah meme, Isaiah meme) Isaiah meme, let me tweet
LeBron has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
(J.R. Smith has a backhand set aside for Jae)
{LeBron James}
So you think you can foul me and smirk in my eye?
So you think you can mess with The King and not die?
Oh, Isaiah, can’t do this to me, Isaiah
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of this round
Isaiah’s all that matters, anyone can see
Isaiah’s all that matters
Isaiah’s all that matters to me
Any way the memes go
(Lyrics in italics by the good tweet man Ryan Hebert, lyrics in normal font by Jack Maloney)