Isaiah Pic Rhapsody

celtics bohemian
celtics bohemian

Is this the playoffs? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in the first round, with the good sports man’s team

Play the good sports, look up at the score and see

I’m just a point guard, Brad Stevens coaches me

Because I’m very small, very short, little man, big sport

Anyway the game goes, doesn’t really matter to me

Isaiah, just fouled LeBron

Hit him on the arm real bad

Now the Cavs fans are real mad

Isaiah, the fun had just begun

And now we’ve gone and tweeted every day

Isaiah, ooh, you make us laugh and cry

If I’m not logged on again this time tomorrow

Tweet on, tweet on, as if memes are all that matters

Too late, the meme has come

Sends shivers down my spine, memes tweeting all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go

Gotta leave you all behind, and face the truth

Isaiah, ooh, I don’t want to die

I sometimes wish I’d never memed at all

I see Olynyk with a very goofy headband

Cut your hair, cut your hair, don’t you know it looks frightening

Porous D and long locks, Kevin Love in arm locks (ROTATOR CUFF)

(David Blatt-o) David Blatt-o (David Blatt-o) David Blatt-o. David Blatt is very mad

Isaiah’s just a small man, everybody loves him

Isaiah’s just a small man, smiling with his goofy grin

He changed our life with that glorious meme

Easy tweet, easy meme, will you let me meme?

Isaiah! No we will not let you meme

(Let me meme!) Isaiah! We will not let you meme

(Let me meme!) Isaiah! We will not let you meme

(Let me meme) Will not let you meme

(Let me meme) Will not let you meme (Let me meme) Ah

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh Isaiah meme, Isaiah meme) Isaiah meme, let me tweet

LeBron has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

(J.R. Smith has a backhand set aside for Jae)

{LeBron James}

So you think you can foul me and smirk in my eye?

So you think you can mess with The King and not die?

Oh, Isaiah, can’t do this to me, Isaiah

Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of this round

Isaiah’s all that matters, anyone can see

Isaiah’s all that matters

Isaiah’s all that matters to me

Any way the memes go

(Lyrics in italics by the good tweet man Ryan Hebert, lyrics in normal font by Jack Maloney)