Former bald man Brian Urlacher has hair now, and current bald man Jay Glazer is not having any of it.
The world is not the same place it was yesterday when we all went to sleep. That’s because we now live in a world where former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher has hair now.
Urlacher’s new hair is a topic of much debate and controversy, with FOX NFL insider Jay Glazer leading the charge. His troll game is about as strong as it gets thanks to Urlacher’s new hair, as he’s not letting off the gas at all with Urlacher trying to claim that his hair is au naturel.
According to Glazer’s sources, Urlacher’s hair came from somewhere other than his head.
That’s inside information you can’t get anywhere else. Glazer, of course, isn’t going at Urlacher with any sort of seriousness but that doesn’t make this any less awesome.
Glazer also wants you to know that he’s not going to be following in Urlacher’s hairy footsteps.
Urlacher’s new hair isn’t going anywhere — and neither are Glazer’s wicked burns.