Former bald man Brian Urlacher has hair now, and current bald man Jay Glazer is not having any of it.
The world is not the same place it was yesterday when we all went to sleep. That’s because we now live in a world where former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher has hair now.
Urlacher’s new hair is a topic of much debate and controversy, with FOX NFL insider Jay Glazer leading the charge. His troll game is about as strong as it gets thanks to Urlacher’s new hair, as he’s not letting off the gas at all with Urlacher trying to claim that his hair is au naturel.
According to Glazer’s sources, Urlacher’s hair came from somewhere other than his head.
Ok listen people, stop making fun of my friend and business partner @burlacher54. Clearly he's as shocked as you are that someone in (1/3)
— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 5, 2016
the middle of the night took a bunch of hair from his sac and transplanted it on his head. I'm asking you all respect our family's (2/3)
— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 5, 2016
privacy at this time as we all continue to gather all the facts (3/3) pic.twitter.com/Ld4vCginJU
— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 5, 2016
That’s inside information you can’t get anywhere else. Glazer, of course, isn’t going at Urlacher with any sort of seriousness but that doesn’t make this any less awesome.
Glazer also wants you to know that he’s not going to be following in Urlacher’s hairy footsteps.
Helllll no! I never Have to check luggage.... I'm WAYYYY too damn sexy bald momma!!!! RT @ErinAndrews: @JayGlazer are u next Glaze?
— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 5, 2016
Urlacher’s new hair isn’t going anywhere — and neither are Glazer’s wicked burns.