Friendly Bounce RTOE: Lance Stephenson was traded to the Memphis Grizzlies

Dec 7, 2015; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Los Angeles Clippers forward Lance Stephenson (1) against the Minnesota Timberwolves at Target Center. The Clippers defeated the Timberwolves 110-106. Mandatory Credit: Brace Hemmelgarn-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 7, 2015; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Los Angeles Clippers forward Lance Stephenson (1) against the Minnesota Timberwolves at Target Center. The Clippers defeated the Timberwolves 110-106. Mandatory Credit: Brace Hemmelgarn-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 10, 2016; Brooklyn, NY, USA; Memphis Grizzlies small forward Jeff Green (32) drives past Brooklyn Nets center Brook Lopez (11) during the first quarter at Barclays Center. Mandatory Credit: Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 10, 2016; Brooklyn, NY, USA; Memphis Grizzlies small forward Jeff Green (32) drives past Brooklyn Nets center Brook Lopez (11) during the first quarter at Barclays Center. Mandatory Credit: Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

How protected of a first round pick would you give up for Jeff Green?

Taylor Smith (@TaylorBojangles): Can we go with a top-30 protection? Yeah, we’ll go with that.

Ian Levy (@HickoryHigh): I wouldn’t even give up a nose-pick for Jeff Green.

Dan Favale (@danfavale): I’m irrationally insulted by the hypothetical that I or anyone else not named Doc Rivers would be trying to trade for Jeff Green at all.

Ryne Prinz (@ryneprinz): Oh, you mean potential All-Star Jeff Green? No thanks.

Ian Dougherty (@IanDougherty): I would happily trade your first round pick for Jeff Green. Not mine, though.

Matt Cianfrone (@Matt_Cianfrone): Top-55 protected seems safe. That way I am still covered if the league adds new teams or something.

Feb 10, 2016; Brooklyn, NY, USA; Memphis Grizzlies point guard Mike Conley (11) reacts after a three point shot in front of Brooklyn Nets center Brook Lopez (11) and Memphis Grizzlies power forward Zach Randolph (50) during the third quarter at Barclays Center. Mandatory Credit: Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 10, 2016; Brooklyn, NY, USA; Memphis Grizzlies point guard Mike Conley (11) reacts after a three point shot in front of Brooklyn Nets center Brook Lopez (11) and Memphis Grizzlies power forward Zach Randolph (50) during the third quarter at Barclays Center. Mandatory Credit: Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

What Grizzlies lineup do you most want to see play before the end of the season?

Smith: Lance-Hairston-Allen-Barnes-Birdman. ALL OF THE COMBUSTIBILITY.

Levy: Lance. Just one-on-five all the time.

Favale: Lance-Allen-JaMychal-ZBo-Birdman, because screw floor spacing, right?

Prinz: Lance-Jordan Adams-The Grindfather-JaMychal Green-Birdman. Lance can and will get all of the buckets.

Dougherty: I just want to see Lance waive off Mike Conley to break off the offense and iso and then have the camera get a close up of Conley’s reactions.

Cianfrone: Mario Chalmers-Lance-Tony Allen-Matt Barnes-Zach Randolph. I just want to see how the other team would react with all that crazy on the floor at one time.

February 3, 2016; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Los Angeles Clippers forward Lance Stephenson (1) moves to the basket against Minnesota Timberwolves forward Tayshaun Prince (12) during the second half at Staples Center. Mandatory Credit: Gary A. Vasquez-USA TODAY Sports
February 3, 2016; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Los Angeles Clippers forward Lance Stephenson (1) moves to the basket against Minnesota Timberwolves forward Tayshaun Prince (12) during the second half at Staples Center. Mandatory Credit: Gary A. Vasquez-USA TODAY Sports

Which new teammate should Lance have a reality TV show with?

Smith: I’ll say Tony Allen. Then again, Tony Allen could have a reality TV show with anyone and I’d watch.

Levy: Zach Randolph. I feel like his maturity could help everything in the realm of harmless shenanigans, cheeky and fun.

Favale: Mike Conley. He can teach Lance how to properly shop for wooden bow ties and sweater vests.

Prinz: Birdman and Born Ready. I’m tearing up just thinking about it.

Dougherty: Mario Chalmers. Just to see how Chalmers handles being someone else’s mentor.

Cianfrone: Tony Allen. The more Tony Allen we have on camera the better.

Feb 5, 2016; New York, NY, USA; Memphis Grizzlies guard Mario Chalmers (6) reacts against the New York Knicks during the second half at Madison Square Garden. The Grizzlies defeated the Knicks 91-85. Mandatory Credit: Adam Hunger-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 5, 2016; New York, NY, USA; Memphis Grizzlies guard Mario Chalmers (6) reacts against the New York Knicks during the second half at Madison Square Garden. The Grizzlies defeated the Knicks 91-85. Mandatory Credit: Adam Hunger-USA TODAY Sports

Which Grizzly should fear for his safety at this point?

Smith: Probably Mario Chalmers. All of these big personalities need someone to yell at, you know.

Levy: Mr. Joerger. Going to need to start doing some morning yoga or something to relieve all that stress.

Favale: Marc Gasol. The Grizzlies’ new mix of personalities has coax-Marc-back-into-a-Big-Mac-exclusive-diet potential.

Prinz: Lance, because I’ll give him six games before he inevitably annoys ZBo.

Dougherty: JaMychal Green. I know you’re a neutral observer, just don’t get caught up in any cross-fire.

Cianfrone: Mario for sure. Everyone seems to love yelling at him except now the Grizzlies have guys that are crazy enough to take things way beyond yelling.

Dec 7, 2015; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Los Angeles Clippers forward Lance Stephenson (1) against the Minnesota Timberwolves at Target Center. The Clippers defeated the Timberwolves 110-106. Mandatory Credit: Brace Hemmelgarn-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 7, 2015; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Los Angeles Clippers forward Lance Stephenson (1) against the Minnesota Timberwolves at Target Center. The Clippers defeated the Timberwolves 110-106. Mandatory Credit: Brace Hemmelgarn-USA TODAY Sports

Does Lance in Memphis work out?

Smith: The basketball part? No. Every other part? Yes.

Levy: No. It does not.

Favale: There’s a better chance Kevin Durant signs with the Grizzlies in free agency.

Prinz: I love Lance, but Memphis doesn’t seem like a great fit.

Dougherty: If zero teammate fights come as a result of this, then it worked out. So…maybe?

Cianfrone: For us? Yes. For the Grizzlies? No.

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