Draymond Green likes winning NBA titles more than the horizontal mambo

Feb 19, 2016; Portland, OR, USA; Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green (23) sits on the court after being fouled during the fourth quarter of the game against the Portland Trail Blazers at the Moda Center at the Rose Quarter. The Blazers won the game 137-105. Mandatory Credit: Steve Dykes-USA TODAY Sports

Draymond Green is all about the rings, no foreplay.

The Golden State Warriors are gracing the cover of the latest edition of Sports Illustrated, because duh. They are on pace to break the 1995-96 Chicago Bulls’ record for single-season victories and, at this point, appear to be championship locks.

Anything less won’t satisfy Green, who, per Diamond Leung of the Bay Area News Group, related winning NBA titles to coitus:

Draymond Green to SI on motivation: "My greatest fear is never experiencing [winning a championship] again. It’s better than sex."
— Diamond Leung (@diamond83) March 1, 2016

There you have it.

There’s sex, there’s sensuous epiphanies, there’s erotic nirvana, there’s the complete and utter feeling of satisfaction, a million-billion-trillion-foot chasm, and then there’s the sense of sybaritic delight that washes over those—or perhaps just Draymond—who are lucky enough to win an NBA championship.

You learn something new, hysterical and mildly unsettling everyday.