Hassan Whiteside gave himself a nickname

Mar 19, 2016; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Heat center Hassan Whiteside (21) blocks the shot from Cleveland Cavaliers guard Matthew Dellavedova (8) during the second half at American Airlines Arena. The Heat won 122-101. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports
Mar 19, 2016; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Heat center Hassan Whiteside (21) blocks the shot from Cleveland Cavaliers guard Matthew Dellavedova (8) during the second half at American Airlines Arena. The Heat won 122-101. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports
Mar 19, 2016; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Heat center Hassan Whiteside (21) blocks the shot from Cleveland Cavaliers guard Matthew Dellavedova (8) during the second half at American Airlines Arena. The Heat won 122-101. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports
Mar 19, 2016; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Heat center Hassan Whiteside (21) blocks the shot from Cleveland Cavaliers guard Matthew Dellavedova (8) during the second half at American Airlines Arena. The Heat won 122-101. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

As a general rule, self-given nicknames in the NBA don’t stick. Kevin Durant started calling himself The Servant and Dwyane Wade proclaimed himself World of Wade, but no one refers to them by those names. Kobe’s Black Mamba is most notable of these monikers. That being said…

No. No. No. No. No.

Here are some possible nicknames for the Miami big man.

  • Dinosaur (Thanks, Draymond)
  • 2K
  • Mr. Whiteside, assuming he’s a fan of The Killers
  • Literally anything but “Agent Block”

If anything, these examples are a start.

Sincerely,

The Fresh Prinz of Bel Air