So San Antonio Spurs-themed weddings may be a thing
Who doesn’t love a good wedding?
The vows. The dancing. The food. The knowledge that you’re in the presence of true love.
The San Antonio Spurs-themed tuxes and dresses.
Yessiree bob, it turns out the latter statement is an actual thing:
Before you ask, no that is not Gregg Popovich in the middle, dressed as an official, while he is, um, officiating.
But the bridal party’s outfits look real and awesome and like something Boris Diaw would wear to his favorite cigar-dubstep lounge. The sunglasses specifically are a nice touch. It’s easy to imagine Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker sporting those shades in their yearly “We’re the real Big Three, so wait your turn, Kawhi” picture.
Hopefully this (presumably happy) couple has earned more than a Twitter shoutout for their unparalleled fandom. Might Coach Pop have delivered a congratulatory speech at the reception as a means of appreciation? Did Boban Marjanovic volunteer to DJ, peppering the room with Serbian hip hop and house music? Was Patty Mills in attendance to provide complementary face-painting for kids? Was Kawhi Leonard hired to hold staring contests with those same kids?
The mere possibilities of a Spurs-themed wedding featuring actual Spurs is proof enough that there is, in fact, no better way for a couple to be joined in holy matrimony.