Jon Lovitz and Jessica Lowndes confirmed their relationship and it’s — well, it’s weird.
This weekend was a big one for creepy relationships that puzzle us as to why they exist. Somehow, someway, 58-year old SNL veteran Jon Lovitz is dating 27-year old singer and actress Jessica Lowndes.
You might be sitting there asking yourself just who the hell these people are, and you’re not alone. People too young to remember Lovitz might also be puzzled by the obscurity of Lowndes’ career thus far. But it’s not just the fact that they are dating it’s the way that we all found out that has everyone all worked up.
The actress sent us all on a wild Easter egg hunt when she began posting pictures confirming that there was a new man in her life. The only catch was that she didn’t show us who her new beau was.
That hand sort of looks like your dad’s hand — which is unsettling but maybe it’s all in our head.
Okay, that sounds like your dad but there’s no way that it could be….
OH MY GOD IT’S SO MUCH WORSE THAN IF IT WAS YOUR DAD!
Jon Lovitz has traded way the hell out of his depth and God bless him for it.
To be completely honest, this post should have really tipped us off that this story might have a creepy as hell ending:
There’s also the PC angle of us being too harsh on this new couple. Love is supposed to be boundless and knows no age — within the confines of the law and outside the state of Alabama. It’s not that we care that the age difference is so aggressive here, even though we kind of do.
Instead, it’s the fact that we went on this wild goose chase all weekend in anticipation of who Lowndes was dating and the payoff was Jon Lovitz?