Friendly Bounce RTOE: How many points can you score on the Los Angeles Lakers?
![Mar 28, 2016; Salt Lake City, UT, USA; Utah Jazz guard Shelvin Mack (8) dribbles the ball in front of Los Angeles Lakers guard Marcelo Huertas (9) during the first half at Vivint Smart Home Arena. Mandatory Credit: Russ Isabella-USA TODAY Sports Mar 28, 2016; Salt Lake City, UT, USA; Utah Jazz guard Shelvin Mack (8) dribbles the ball in front of Los Angeles Lakers guard Marcelo Huertas (9) during the first half at Vivint Smart Home Arena. Mandatory Credit: Russ Isabella-USA TODAY Sports](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_720,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape/cover/sport/1e536bc72b25f0c2b31bd6769ff4c51be8cc074a0f397d9ef015ae9c6cc6da8b.jpg)
How many points could you score on the Los Angeles Lakers defense right now?
Taylor Smith (@TaylorBojangles): Post me up against Marcelo Huertas and I’m popping off for 60.
Donnie Kolakowski (@donniebuckets): I haven’t played in about a year, so I’ll conservatively say 16.
Ryne Prinz (@ryneprinz): I’ve never been much of a scorer so 25.
Dan Favale (@danfavale): Wilt Chamberlain’s record would be mine.
Matt Cianfrone (@Matt_Cianfrone): Norris Cole scored 11 on them this year so 12 seems like a safe number.
More likely to be a member of the Washington Wizards next season, Kobe or Randy Wittman?
Smith: Kobe, which is good news for Wizards fans.
Kolakowski: NEXT QUESTION!
Prinz: Anyone else excited for Coach Bryant?
Favale: Definitely Wittman, but only because there is no feasible offseason scenario in which Kobe doesn’t sign with Philly to mentor Nik Stauskas.
Cianfrone: Kobe has always kind of wanted to be Michael Jordan, right? So Kobe.
Deep down, how afraid was Dennis Schroder when this was happening?
Smith: He was paralyzed with fear…until he got lost in Andre’s eyes.
Kolakowski: Have you seen some of the shots Schroder takes? Fear isn’t in his vocabulary
Prinz: I refuse to believe Dennis the Menace fears anything.
Favale: I fully believe he was unafraid and prepared to breakdance fight, Zoolander style.
Cianfrone: I don’t care what he said, Dennis was absolutely terrified.
Which Alvin Gentry quote was the best from his presser after the Pelicans beat the Knicks?
Smith: They were all perfect, but I really liked the comment about how the Pels had more players in their team photo than the Saints, because it’s probably not all that far off.
Kolakowski: I loved him saying they needed to find a voodoo doctor and following it up with, “We gotta find the bones under this place.” This leads me to believe Gentry is one step away from amateur Wicca.
Prinz: I’m going to flip this and go with his worst. He implied Kendrick Perkins couldn’t handle the ball. Kendrick Perkins can do anything Kendrick Perkins wants to do.
Favale: Everything he said was absolutely amazing, but nothing topped him acknowledging that the Pelicans have every D-League player in existence on pins and needles, anxiously awaiting a call-up.
Cianfrone: Gonna agree with Dan on this one. Considering that every night the Pelicans are playing a new D-League player for around 25 minutes it was that one. But the voodoo one led to a great story by Brett Dawson so that is a close second.