Fansided

Couple chooses sex in the stands over watching Cleveland Indians

By Nick Tylwalk

Apr 16, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; The grounds crew work on the field prior to a game between the Cleveland Indians and the New York Mets at Progressive Field. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 16, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; The grounds crew work on the field prior to a game between the Cleveland Indians and the New York Mets at Progressive Field. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports /
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Two people at a Cleveland Indians game this weekend decided to give their own definition to “caught stealing home.”

Despite the long futility of Cleveland sports in general, there’s no reason to give up on the 2016 Cleveland Indians yet. At 6-5, they’re only two games out of first place in the AL Central, and there’s a lot of baseball left to be played.

That said, apparently the Indians’ Saturday game against the New York Mets didn’t have enough entertainment value for two fans, who decided to find another way to amuse themselves during the team’s 7-5 victory. Some more puns on rounding the bases would be appropriate here, but Complex already made them all.

Pics or it didn’t happen, right? Thanks to Twitter user @savannah3marie, there is proof. Yes, the part of the bleachers where they decided to go for it looks pretty deserted, but still.

Imagine the dilemma for the security guard who discovered them. On one hand, you sort of have to throw them out for doing it in public. On the other hand, it’s early season baseball, and things rarely work out well for Cleveland sports teams over the long haul, so it’s sort of understandable.

Note that we don’t actually endorse doing this at Indians game after you’ve already paid money to get in. Watch the game first and save the extracurricular activities for after you’ve left Progressive Field.

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