Tim Duncan is celebrating his 40th birthday today, Monday, April 25. But you probably already know that. Social media has been all over it:
when yr thinkin about birthday cake, and then poptarts, then a birthday cake made of poptarts pic.twitter.com/7svNCuVRLh
— Janie (@janie) April 25, 2015
Intergalactic robots don’t typically live it up on their birthdays, but most of those alien cyborgs don’t have Boris Diaw for a teammate. He is throwing Timmy a very impromptu, very real* surprise party this Saturday night.
The Friendly Bounce has obtained the email invite that went out to everyone on the guest list. The recipient has been redacted to protect his or her identity, but these screenshots are the scoop of the century**, most definitely real*** and not at all fake****.
There were apparently two separate emails sent from the looks of things:
The first, it seems, was an official invite:
Diaw then sent out an email assigning specific gifts to many of the prospective partygoers. As you’ll see, this was done as a precautionary measure to prevent a repeat of what apparently happened last year:
There you have it. Tim Duncan’s (imaginary) birthday rave sounds like it’s going to be both epic and over at a reasonable hour. We hope to see you all there, crashing the heck out of it, just like we plan to do.
*This party is not real.
**Party still isn’t real.
***Again, party is not real.
****This party is totally fake.