Tom Brady’s “TB12 Nutrition Manual” has sold out
Tom Brady’s extremely healthy diet has recently become a subject of public interest as the New England Patriots’ quarterback continues to defy the laws of nature by improving and growing stronger with age. Brady, realizing this opportunity like a wide-open Rob Gronkowski streaking down the seam, decided to take advantage of this intrigue by publishing a $200 cook book entitled “TB12 Nutrition Manual”.
According to Brady’s website the cookbook is “…a limited-edition ‘living document’ containing information about our core TB12 nutritional philosophies and featuring a library of 89 seasonally-inspired recipes that you can use to support your TB12-aligned nutrition plan.” The physical book is printed on 100-pound text paper and the covers are made out of natural wood with the “TB12” logo laser-etched on the front.
The #TB12 Nutrition Manual (and #AvocadoIceCream) is now available at https://t.co/tZUYfqRxYh #ItsNotACookbook pic.twitter.com/fLvReOuYxi
— TB12sports (@TB12sports) May 4, 2016
Patriots fans are often delusional and overly aggressive, but you can’t help but to respect them. When they do something, they go to the fullest extent. They will defend the quarterback against serious and convincing allegations accusing him of cheating in the AFC Championship game and they will buy a ridiculously over-priced cook book in bulk. Even with the hefty price tag, Brady’s “TB12 Nutrition Manual” was met with high demand and sold out in a little less than a week.
A $200 cookbook? Have these people never heard of the internet? It’s much cheaper and it has a little more than 89 recipes. Additionally, Brady’s personal chef revealed that the Patriots QB eats “80 percent” vegetables. That’s the big $200-secret locked within the natural wood covers of this living document? We all learned from our parents that it was important to eat our vegetables and that lesson was free of charge.
However, if you believe Tom Brady has the definitive recipe for healthy living, his cook book will again be available on tb12sports.com in early June, as it has now sold completely out, according to ESPN.
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