Breaking: Detroit Pistons center and resident shot-swallower Andre Drummond appears to be enjoying his offseason thus far.
How do we know this? Well, he told us, indirectly, through the power of song and dance and beach-front pool swimming (and Twitter):
It is finally here! Episode 1 #DaysWithDre👀 https://t.co/40FOvvO2DO @Klarity @DexterDarden #bjones are my dancers 😅 pic.twitter.com/QWm9bWssrf
— Andre Drummond (@AndreDrummond) June 11, 2016
So, yeah. You just watched that.
Some quick thoughtz and feelz about this bit of visual gold:
Someone buy me that skeleton pirate boogie board one of Dre’s entourage members is wielding. Please? Okay, thanks.
I’ve never realized how much I want to swim inside a beach-front pool until right now.
Drummond should learn to dance using more than his hands.
How much alcohol was consumed during the making of this video?
Shoutout to the guy on the far right eating Cheetos beach-front poolside. He’s a gotdamn hero.
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It’s a shame that this, um, band had to break up at the end due to a lack of “synergy.” NSYNC can totally relate.
How much alcohol was consumed during the making of this video?
The wash cloth shower scene at the end of this bordered on creepy but was somehow a perfect end to the most random clip in the history of random clips.
How much alcohol was consumed during the making of this video?
If you want to watch the full inaugural episode of “Days With Dre,” you can do so here. It follows Drummond and friends during their trip to Turks and Caicos and is fairly hysterical.
Most importantly, it gives you an invaluable off-court look at the fun-loving, easy-to-like, soon-to-be-maxed-out, yes-this-guy-is-actually-getting-a-max-contract, goofball that is the 22-year-old Andre Drummond.
Party on, Dre—responsibly, of course.
And if you ever need someone to replace that guy who, apparently, doesn’t want to sing and dance in a beach-front pool with you, my email is in my Twitter bio.