NBA Draft 2016: Fashion Report Card

Fact: Malik Beasley showed up to the Barclay’s Center looking like a used car salesman from 1975 who was accidentally transported to 2016 by way of Quantum Leap. In his case, “Oh boy” just doesn’t seem to say enough.

The maroon suit was “eh,” the big flower on his lapel was an “Okay?” addition, and the oversized tie knot was a resounding “Nah, don’t do that ever again.” Quite frankly, the overall appearance of his suit probably would have greatly improved if he just tightened his tie a little bit more and dropped the frilly corsage.

You would think someone would instruct him to make a couple teeny-tiny alterations before taking the stage, but at this point, you can’t really tell Beasley nothin’, right? He’s on the brink of getting his money right. *La-la-la-la*

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