Marshawn Lynch doesn’t talk a whole bunch unless he wants to and then he unleashes a mouth as dirty as some of his runs during his NFL career.
Former Seattle Seahawk Marshawn Lynch has never been a man of many words, at least to the media. He was infamous in Seattle for responding to questions from reporters with one-worded answers and not showing up to scheduled media appearances at all.
After he was fined and told that he had to show up to media availabilities, Marshawn Lynch famously showed up to a Super Bowl press conference with one answer: “I’m just here so I won’t get fined”. The phrase launched 1,000 memes, jokes about showing up for the early shift at work, editorials about the way athletes conduct themselves in front of the camera, and tweets from angry people who think Lynch owes them answers about menial football questions.
Since then, Lynch retired in the most Lynch way, posting an Instagram picture of his cleats on a powerline with the peace sign emoji as the caption. Lynch was a terrifying force on the football field and a man who conducted himself on camera the way he played the game, without reservations.
Today, Digital Trends posted a video of Marshawn Lynch reviewing cars and it’s very NSFW.
Highlights:
"On riding in a Volvo: “We soccer momin’ this thang”They call that get-far-quick-fast“Do you think we can get air in this thing?” “S***, let’s try it”*The video skips forward*“Ay I wanna try too bruh! OH HELL YEAH!”We’re gonna ride El PresidenteI don’t got no dance moves. I just let it flow, THEN LET IT FLY!"
There’s a whole bunch more hilarity that’s way too NSFW for me to type. I miss Marshawn Lynch in the NFL and I hope he comes back one day.
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