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Every NBA team’s free agent pitch to Kevin Durant

By Chris Barnewall

May 26, 2016; Oakland, CA, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant (35) walks on the court against the Golden State Warriors in the fourth quarter in game five of the Western conference finals of the NBA Playoffs at Oracle Arena. The Warriors defeated the Thunder 120-111. Mandatory Credit: Cary Edmondson-USA TODAY Sports
May 26, 2016; Oakland, CA, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant (35) walks on the court against the Golden State Warriors in the fourth quarter in game five of the Western conference finals of the NBA Playoffs at Oracle Arena. The Warriors defeated the Thunder 120-111. Mandatory Credit: Cary Edmondson-USA TODAY Sports /
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Feb 10, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Sacramento Kings center DeMarcus Cousins (15) reacts after a foul call against the Philadelphia 76ers during the second half at Wells Fargo Center. The Sacramento Kings won 114-110. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports /

Sacramento Kings

The Kings are finally going to move towards stability! They’ve hired Dave Joerger to be their coach, and they have an established hierarchy in the front office. Now, to make their first big splash they’re going sign Kevin Durant and bring happy times back to Sacramento. DeMarcus Cousins is the type of player that everybody would much rather be a teammate of than have to play against, because he hates everybody that’s not on his team. Once Durant signs in Sacramento, Cousins is going to relax up a little bit and do his best to dominate the entire NBA on a nightly basis with pure physical power.

While Cousins is on the inside Durant will be on the wing destroying teams with pinpoint accuracy. It’s a terrifying combo that’ll dominate the state of California for years to come. Kings owner Vivek Ranadive might seem crazy, but that’s just the kind of guy you want to work for. He’s always thinking three moves ahead, and that means the Kings will never be caught off guard by any more NBA revolutions. If anything they’ll be the ones causing them. The biggest reason to come to Sacramento however is the endorsements. No, not national. Local. The Pizza Guy commercials just haven’t been the same since Isaiah Thomas left. Is Kevin Durant a Pizza Guy? He’ll only be one if he signs with the Kings.

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