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Ranking 32 NFL coaches you’d want to have a beer with

By Andrew McCarty

Jul 28, 2016; Foxboro, MA, USA; New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick looks on during training camp at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports
Jul 28, 2016; Foxboro, MA, USA; New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick looks on during training camp at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports /
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Feb 3, 2015; Flowery Branch, GA, USA; Atlanta Falcons new head coach Dan Quinn poses for a photo during a press conference at the Falcons Training Facility. Mandatory Credit: Dale Zanine-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 3, 2015; Flowery Branch, GA, USA; Atlanta Falcons new head coach Dan Quinn poses for a photo during a press conference at the Falcons Training Facility. Mandatory Credit: Dale Zanine-USA TODAY Sports /

. Head Coach. Atlanta Falcons. Dan Quinn. 28. player. 44

Dan Quinn is a terrifying, juggernaut of a man. His no-nonsense attitude has fit well with the NFL so far. Quinn started his coaching career as a defensive line coach at William and Mary, a small Division I FCS school. It didn’t take long for him to move into the NFL ranks, however, as he became the San Francisco 49ers’ defensive quality control coach in 2001.

Coach Quinn moved quickly through the NFL ranks as well, and is now the head honcho at the Atlanta Falcons. Atlanta is hot, it’s sticky, and it doesn’t really seem like the best place in the world to grab a cold one.

Quinn is also a native of New Jersey, which, coupled with his already intense demeanor, strikes me as a terrible combination to have in a drinking buddy. I can see it now. Coach Quinn is a few pints deep and starts yelling at everyone in the bar.

The adrenaline and masculinity flowing through the air and into his nostrils make you the perfect target. He promptly lifts you in the air and drops you over his knee, WWE style. I mean, the guy does look strikingly similar to “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.

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