The 21 most nightmare fueling mascots in college athletics
By Ian Pierno
6. George Mason University
Nothing says patriotism like the stars and stripes in red, white and … oh, never mind. George Mason’s nameless mascot, known simply as “The Patriot,” combines two of the worst colors on the color wheel.
“Oh, but they’re not the first program/team to do green and yellow!” I hear you proclaim.
Well, the Green Bay Packers’ colors are also hideous, but at least it’s humans sporting them, not this horrifying thing.
The Patriot’s hair is in a disarray and its oddly well-shaped eyebrows provide no consistency of color or style.
Simply put, if you woke up to see that face sneaking a peek into your bedroom, the ensuing scream would shatter the surrounding windows.
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