This Christmas, all 32 teams deserve something for the holiday, whether they deserve it or not.Ā
At the moment you read this, you may be wrapping presents for a special someone or waiting for Santa Claus to come because, as you know, he is very, very real.
So now Iāve taken it upon myself to dish out 32 Christmas presents to the NFLās 32 teams because they all deserve presents. Yes, even the Cleveland Browns deserve something for Christmas. So, what do you get teams who seemingly have everything? Donāt worry, Iāve got that figured out.
Letās start in the AFC shall weā¦
New England Patriots āĀ What do you get the Patriots? I mean, itās pretty simple. You get them a healthy Rob Gronkowski. He may be the reason why the Patriots could struggle in early January or February, as heās a true āX-Factorā for that team.
New York Jets āĀ A new coach and a new QB. Itās easy to give that to them now since theyāll both be replaced at the end of the season anyway.
Miami Dolphins āĀ A healthy Ryan Tannehill, because Matt Moore wonāt take the Dolphins far in the postseason.
Buffalo BillsĀ āĀ A smart GM and a smart head coach. Come on, now, baby steps here.
Cincinnati Bengals āĀ A time machine so they can fire Marvin Lewis like they shouldāve done a year ago.
Baltimore Ravens āĀ A redo on the four-game losing streak they encountered during the middle of the season. That losing streak might be one of the reasons they miss out on the playoffs.
Cleveland Browns āĀ A āWā because the franchise hasnāt seen one in over a year.
Pittsburgh Steelers āĀ Going on the road in the playoffs and not having to play in Kansas City or New England. Those are the only two places that would stop the Steelers from reaching Super Bowl 51.
Denver Broncos Ā āA much better QB than the one they have now. Hey, maybe they shouldāve kept Mark Sanchez. I mean, he wasnāt THAT bad, right? Guys?
San Diego Chargers āĀ The quickest route to Los Angeles or any major city that will take them because, clearly, they donāt need to be in San Diego.
Kansas City Chiefs āĀ A healthy Derrick Johnson, or a way to avoid the Patriots? Nope, a home playoff game. That will do the trick. Can you imagine if a Pittsburgh or Oakland had to come to Kansas City? Yikes.
Oakland Raiders āĀ An outright AFC West title for a franchise thatās finally seeing some good luck go their way. A spot in the playoffs isnāt enough for these guys.
Jacksonville Jaguars āĀ Iām honestly not sure what you can give the Jaguars at this point. Weāve tried new coaches, new players and still, nothing works. I guess we can just give them more games in London.
Indianapolis Colts āĀ Itās the same thing weāve been trying to get them the last few seasons but they keep breaking it ā an offensive line for Andrew Luck.
Tennessee Titans āĀ In a division thatās been pretty awful the last few seasons, letās give the Titans and their fans the AFC South Title. Like, now, before they decide to give it back up.
Houston Texans āĀ Iāve got the perfect gift for Houston Texans fans. For the next 72 days, we will remind you that you paid $72 million just to ultimately to bench Brock Osweiler. Thatās the gift that keeps on giving.
Now, letās go to the NFC.Ā