Jeremy Lin is not an official NBA All-Star, but he’s All-Star in each and every one of our hearts.
The Brooklyn Nets point guard, who understandably probably loves his hair more than he enjoys getting traded around like baseball cards — six teams in seven seasons — is up to his old tricks once again.
Remember when everyone was appalled by his stunning and quite atrocious man-bun last season?
Or even as recently as a month ago?
Looking back, that was child’s play compared to the magical heights he’s recently reached with this Jimmy Neutron-inspired, lively hairdo.
Just look at this thing.
And look at how endlessly satisfied Lin is with his new look.
It’s like someone just handed him the MVP trophy in the form of an explosive wig and gently placed it atop his overtly pleased head.
Secret project?
I’m fully onboard if said project involves giving Jimmy Neutron the FlowBee treatment and taking over “the hair game.”
Now let’s go to the official reaction from Team Neutron:
Sorry little fella, but it appears that your storied run is ovah’.
[H/T The Score]
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Previously:
- Julian Edelman’s Beard Has Seized Control Of His Face
- Mariota’s Mustache Seizes Control Of NFL
- Landon Collins’ Hair Is In The Holiday Spirit
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