Top 5 drug testing performances of the NBA season

1. Dion Waiters shooting his shot

Kawhi getting drug tested after Monday’s game stole the headlines, but it should have been Dion Waiters’ night.

Since he was traded by the Cavaliers, Waiters has been waiting for the game he had last night. He’s been waiting for that ultimate revenge game. He had his chances, and he continually failed. Just look at how sad this is:

Prior to Monday, in five prior games against Cleveland, Waiters was 1-3, with the lone victory coming in a game where LeBron James and Kyrie Irving sat out. He averaged 7.5 points in those games. Not exactly a way to prove that they made a mistake by trading you and breaking up the best backcourt in the league.

Cut to Monday:

Those were just three of the 29 that Waiters scored against the Cavs. LeBron played. Kyrie played. But it didn’t matter. Because Dion played.

He also did this earlier in the season:

Given those two shots/performances, I feel that it’s only right that the NBA awards the 2015, 2016, and 2017 (assuming we get Warriors vs. Cavaliers 3) NBA Championship to Dion Waiters, and Dion Waiters alone.

Waiters could always ball. And those who never sold their property on the Island are now reaping the benefits.

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Dion should be drug tested after every big shot he hits because we must preserve his sample in order to analyze it before sending it off the Hall of Fame. We have to know what goes into the body of a man the Architect of Shoot Your Shot. Not just for our sake, but for the sake of the future.