Oklahoma City’s favorite roomies are back in bright blue smoking jackets to keep 100 percent of the attention on their favorite teammate Russell Westbrook. Joining the ‘Stache Brothers this week from their mansion on the prairie is teammate Andre Roberson.
Steven Adams and Enes Kanter not only recognize Westbrook as a serious MVP candidate, but acknowledge that Roberson might be a dark horse for the All-Defensive team this season. The ‘Stache Brothers picked the brain of Roberson in Kanter’s latest Twitter video to see if he would prefer to guard Westbrook of a myriad of ferocious animals.
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Rather than planning their next trip to Walt Disney World, the ‘Stache Brothers straight up asked Roberson if he would rather guard Westbrook or a snake. Is the snake poisonous? Yes, that’s inferred.
Roberson didn’t bat an eyelash, believing that he could wrestle a venomous viper much more easily than he could contain Westbrook on the hardwood. He’d even said he’d make some slick snake shoes for the fashionable Westbrook to wear on his way to Chesapeake Energy Arena.
Next, Roberson tossed with the ‘Stache Brothers idea of wrangling a lion. While he didn’t answer as confidently as he did about the python, yes, Roberson would rather deal with a big cat than Westbrook any night of the week.
Finally, when it came down to choose one: a bear or Westbrook, Roberson believes that Westbrook has already tamed a bear and turned that grizzly into coat. From the information gathered at the ‘Stache Brothers bachelor pad, one could conclude that any beast on the planet is preferable to deal with than having to guard Westbrook.
Needing the 10-second highlight reel to prove their point, Adams and Kanter summon veteran big man Nick Collison from pool duty to give the people what they want: a quick video of all that Westbrook can do to validate his MVP candidacy.
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Are the roomies going to keep doing these weekly videos until Westbrook wins NBA MVP? Let’s hope so. If not, can we be privy to intricacies to their next adventure to Tomorrowland? Then again, Space Mountain isn’t for the faint of heart. The same could be said for ‘Stache Brothers mutiny to make Adams the best Captain Hook Lake Buena Vista has ever seen.