Twitter reacts to Jay Cutler showcasing naked butt
By John Buhler
Former Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler may not play football in 2017, but he’s on a boat naked and here’s what Twitter had to say about that photo.
It’s been a couple of weeks since former Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was released by his former employer. Cutler had been the starter in Chicago for eight seasons, but only had one NFC playoff win to show for it.
It was announced on Tuesday that Cutler may not be interested in playing football in 2017. Not long after that announcement by WGN’s Adam Hoge, Cutler’s wife Kristin Cavallari sent out a candid Instagram post of her husband butt-naked on a boat in a far away place we’ll never know.
Cutler has opted for no tan lines over goal-line shenanigans. If that’s the uniform he wants to wear, well, he’d get cold way too quickly in the Windy City winter. Cutler has made a fortune playing football and might be the greatest football player in Vanderbilt University history if we’re being totally honest.
However, Cutler’s pouty attitude has made him a difficult teammate to play with in both of his NFL stops with the Bears and the Denver Broncos. If he wants to take some time to catch some full-body rays and not play for the dysfunctional Bears, the spiraling New York Jets or the clueless Cleveland Browns, so be it.
Twitter found the Instagram photo of Cavallari’s quite amusing. The internet erupted randomly like a Pacific Island volcano that naked Jay Cutler will see on his conquest of the sea. Yeah, it got weird on Twitter…
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I can't remember what my expectations were when I woke up this morning but I'm fairly confident seeing Jay Cutler's butt was not among them.
— Mike Greenberg (@Espngreeny) March 28, 2017
Chicago: The Jay Cutler Era pic.twitter.com/dmMcPIUqHV
— Ramblin Grimace (@RamblinGrimace) March 28, 2017
Whatever you do do NOT look at why Jay Cutler is trending.
— nascarcasm (@nascarcasm) March 28, 2017
Do not look.
DON'T. LOOK.
Please stop tweeting that Jay Cutler picture.
— Justin Allen (@Jallen_Town) March 28, 2017
Why is Jay Cutler's butt a thing on the Internet? How long before someone Photoshops his butt smoking a cigarette? And why do I care?
— Rob Roland (@UMNRolo) March 28, 2017
YO THE BEARS LET GO OF JAY CUTLER AND A MONTH LATER HE'S LIVING IN A NUDIST COLONY WITH HIS CHEEKS EXPOSED ON INSTAGRAM 😭😭😭
— The Moomin Man (@TheReal_CH) March 28, 2017
Maybe Jay Cutler is practicing...... naked bootlegs... pic.twitter.com/JBstqYnKFe
— Strictly 4 My X’ers (@Lizzs_Lockeroom) March 28, 2017
I wish posting Jay Cutler's butt on the gram was the most idiotic thing KCav has done.
— Megan (@MeganInNoDak) March 28, 2017
Has anyone made a Jay Cutler butt fumble joke yet? If not, here goes. It'll be a doozy.
— mike⚡️suszek (@mikesuszek) March 28, 2017
(this joke has been intercepted)
folks,, pic.twitter.com/uvFExnAhGH
— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) March 28, 2017
Bare QB Jay Cutler?!
— Zach Zaidman (@ZachZaidman) March 28, 2017
I probably could've gone without seeing Jay Cutler's ass today and been just fine.
— Raymond C. Bolduc (@QuothTheRay) March 28, 2017
Nobody likes cigarette butts or Cutler’s for that matter. People feel like they are getting spammed on Twitter more than normal. Saying horrible things to people you don’t know on a regular basis is cool, but not free agent quarterback butt photos. Nobody paid for that.
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In a way, Cutler in his birthday suit takes some pressure off guys like Laremy Tunsil and Mark Sanchez. This tops Tunsil’s gas mask photo as the most embarrassing photo of an NFL player in recent memory. At least when Sanchez Butt Fumbled, he was wearing clothes.