5 NBA beefs we would like to settled at WrestleMania
By Noah Torr
1. Draymond Green vs. the World
I am officially naming Green public enemy numero uno. Not only is he terrorizing teams on the defensive end of the ball, but he has also managed to make teams fear his feet.
Go to about :13 into the video. You’ll see what I’m talking about.
There are actually compilations on YouTube of Draymond kicking people! I have linked one below for your enjoyment.
I think the most impressive part of the video was how gracefully Draymond usually landed on his feet. I am quite impressed.
Here’s the issue: Draymond has too many enemies to name just one. So, considering how many people he has turned against him, I figured it would only be fair if I just labeled his enemies “The World.”
This is how it goes down. The bell sounds, and Draymond is immediately surrounded by his opponents. They are all profusely chanting “THE WARRIORS BLEW A 3-1 LEAD” over and over again as they close in on their prey. Green has no choice but to move to a corner and wait for his destiny.
BUT WAIT…
He remembers his secret ability: The Markieff Morris alliance. He summons Morris and Morris appears out from the ashes and stands by Draymond’s side, ready for battle. The two then take their turns kicking their opponents. One by one their enemies fall. They seem to be unstoppable as they continue to kick their way through the fog of inferiors. Then, they suddenly stop as they felt the presence of one greater than them.
Dion Waiters emerged from the ashes and yelled “AND ONE” as Draymond and Morris tumbled to the floor, unable to continue their fight. Waiters moves towards them, chucking brick after brick towards them and the duo of Green and Morris is rendered useless. But there was hope for them.
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But there was hope for them. A wild Lance Stephenson appeared in the ring! He landed right in front of Morris and Green to save them! Stephenson pulled out his signature move, the house tumbler. He blew against the mighty Waiters and sent him all the way back to Waiters island.
Finally a winner we can all rally around.
Winner: Lance Stephenson