Ranking every Premier League season
By James Dudko
24. 2016-17
Champions: Chelsea
Relegated: Hull, Middlesbrough, Sunderland
A one-sided title race, at least for three quarters of the season, and a series of high-profile matches that proved to be damp squibs mark the latest Premier League season as one to forget.
In many ways, the 2016-17 season is one where pragmatism took over daring as the watchword of the English top-flight. Just consider the marquee matches that didn’t live up to the billing.
How about Liverpool’s goalless draw with Manchester United back in October? It was a game so drab you could almost wave goodbye to joy as it left your soul forever. Then there was United’s goalless draw with Manchester City in April, a match criminally short on quality despite two mega-rich squads and a pair of celebrity managers.
Yet Jose Mourinho’s bus-parking United aren’t the only culprits this season. Even runaway champions Chelsea could teach the attack-minded a thing or two about sapping the life out of a game.
It was left to former United and Everton man Phil Neville to sum up the dismal fare on offer this season, per BBC 5 live Sport: “I’m turning off games because I’m bored watching them.”
Another reason to be disappointed with this season is the performance of many of its star managers. Remember when Mourinho and Guardiola were supposed to dominate the league after three games?
Well, Mourinho can push the EFL Cup and a likely Europa League trophy in people’s faces all he wants. Yet it won’t change a league finish that would make David Moyes and Louis van Gaal blush, a finish created by 1,001 home draws and trying to make the back six fashionable.
Then there’s Guardiola, who took over a squad strong enough to win three trophies and reach a Champions League semifinal under Manuel Pellegrini, only to set about dismantling it.
Like the season, the league’s two star names in the dugout failed to live up to the billing.