Cavs fans mow their devotion with impressive, excessive lawn art
By Tim Ryan
To truly show sincere sports fandom, one must MOW their sports fandom. Ideally, right in their front yard in enormous lettering, because… go Cavs go!
At long last, the NBA Finals are almost here. Don’t worry, Cavs and Warriors fans. We’re close. We’re very, very close.
The NBA Finals “Trilogy” officially commences on Thursday night in a highly anticipated showdown between Golden State and Cleveland, which very well might lead to a throwdown.
Much to the delight of those looking for an excuse to heighten the hostility, we already have one player reportedly saying — anonymously of course — that an opposing player just isn’t smart enough to play in the NBA Finals. That’s quite the definitive assessment.
With the ridiculously prolonged wait for Game 1 though, someone was bound to stir the pot and it finally happened.
So if you wanted some extra juice, you got your extra squeeze. Remember, as Kramer once said, you don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.
And then there’s the fans. Ah yes, the fans. Anyone sick of hearing about GOATS yet? Because I am, which begs the question…
What exactly does one do in order to drown out the incessant trolls while at the same time, not go insane?
MOW THE DAMN LAWN AND MAKE IT COUNT.
Yes, a couple Cavs-enthused neighbors have seemingly joined forces to convey their unwavering support of “BelieveLand” by way of mowing their respective lawns with a passion that only John Deere himself could truly appreciate.
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Though I must say, the house at left completely mailed in the mowing.
CAVS? That’s it?
Do you realize how painfully long it must have taken just to create that cursive “L” seen on the lawn at right? It was such a pain in the ass that the “N” took the fall and is barely visible.
Sad!
But what a day for a mow, huh?