To truly show sincere sports fandom, one must MOW their sports fandom. Ideally, right in their front yard in enormous lettering, because⦠go Cavs go!
At long last, the NBA Finals are almost here. Donāt worry, Cavs and Warriors fans. Weāre close. Weāre very, very close.
The NBA Finals āTrilogyā officially commences on Thursday night in a highly anticipated showdown between Golden State and Cleveland, which very well might lead to a throwdown.
Much to theĀ delight of those looking for an excuse to heighten the hostility, we already have one player reportedly saying āĀ anonymously of courseĀ ā that an opposing player just isnāt smart enough to play in the NBA Finals. Thatās quite the definitive assessment.
With the ridiculously prolonged wait for Game 1 though, someone was bound to stir the pot and it finally happened.
So if you wanted some extra juice, you got your extra squeeze. Remember, as Kramer once said, you donāt sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.
And then thereās the fans. Ah yes, the fans. Anyone sick of hearing about GOATS yet? Because I am, whichĀ begs the questionā¦
What exactly does one do in order to drown out the incessant trolls while at the same time, not go insane?
MOW THE DAMN LAWN AND MAKE IT COUNT.
Yes, a couple Cavs-enthused neighbors have seemingly joined forces to convey their unwavering support of āBelieveLandā by way of mowing their respective lawns with a passion that only John Deere himself could truly appreciate.
Next: That hat LeBron keeps wearing will torch your wallet
Though I must say, the house at left completely mailed in the mowing.
CAVS? Thatās it?
Do you realize how painfully long it must have taken just to create that cursive āLā seen on the lawn at right? It was such a pain in the ass that the āNā took the fall and is barely visible.
Sad!
But what a day for a mow, huh?