Top 25 NFL mustaches of all time
By John Buhler
14. Aaron Rodgers
Let’s face it. Aaron Rodgers is just better than you. Nobody on Planet Earth is better at growing an ironic mustache more than Captain Passive Aggressive. Yes, he’ll throw support for Movember most years, but you gotta believe that it’s a well-calculated move to appease the Cheeseheads.
It works! The ‘stache game is strong with the Discount Double Check. It allows him to look a little less California cool and a little Hello, Wisconsin! The coolest part of when Rodgers decides to grow a ‘stache is that every facial hair combination he decides looks great with it.
His mustache is perfect and it can accompany a solid Fu Manchu, a boastful pair of chops, and really just a good looking beard if he wants to go all-in. Usually when Rodgers goes ixnay on the azorray, the Packers start to begin their NFC playoff push. Green Bay goes nuts as the weather starts to change.
Add in that he is by far and away the best player on the Packers, Rodgers can do whatever he wants. If he wants to dress up like a cowboy and pay tribute to Sam Elliott every week, we have to be all-in. Should Rodgers want to push the envelope with a Wilford Brimley walrus ‘stache, all the Packers has to say that it will help him run the table and Cheesehead Nation will allow it. All Rodgers does is win and grow amazing mustaches.