Top 25 NFL mustaches of all time
By John Buhler
23. Marcus Mariota
If they’re going to re-make the 1990 cinematic masterpiece Three Men and a Baby, the motion picture studio taking on that gargantuan task of the reboot has to consider Tennessee Titans quarterback Marcus Mariota for the role that originally went to Tom Selleck.
He’s not Magnum, P.I., Mariota is Magnum, T.D. With the way he wears his post-game suits, Mariota could be the Pacific Islander version of Selleck in a Three Men and a Baby remake. Mariota isn’t quite good enough to be on the re-make of Full House, but he could totally play an 80’s TV sitcom dad when he gets a little older.
Clearly, Mariota rocked this impressive push broom for Movember last year. It’s a shame that he’s not wearing it every day for the rest of his life. Doing so would definitely amplify his corporate image. He could definitely get a Gillette or Old Spice sponsorship out of it. Maybe a Super Bowl, I don’t know.
Where just going to cut to the nitty gritty here. In line with how Jon Gruden thinks, if you don’t like Marcus Mariota’s Movember Mustache, then you probably don’t like human beings with mustaches. It was glorious and simply magnificent. Please bring it back for good start this November. That gives you some months to get ready for the rest of your life. Commit to the push broom life.