Top 25 NFL mustaches of all time
By John Buhler
20. Jason Kelce
His little brother Travis might be Gronk Lite or whatever for the Kansas City Chiefs. Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce doesn’t need a reality dating TV show to be awesome. He’s got a beard that scares most children and his mustache makes lip reading impossible.
He knows where the best high country barley is. Kelce knows because he is adept at reading the mustachioed lips of an inspiration named Sam Elliott. Given that he and his Gronk Lite brother played their college ball in Cincinnati, Kelce basically brought Mr. Red’s mustache to live that one time.
Kelce could be Grizzly Adams every day of life if he really wanted to. Then again, bears are scary and will mess you up. It didn’t go so hot for Hugh Glass that one time, probably because he didn’t have the greatest bear wrangler San Diego has ever seen in Brick Tamland.
It would be shocking if Kelce admits to having never camped before. If he can’t pitch a tent, catch a salmon with his bare hands and chew some delicious bark to pass the time, then Kelce probably needs to go back to being clean shaven. That being said, he does look like he lives outside a lot.