10 athletes we wouldn’t mind driving across the country
By John Buhler
1. The Lopez Twins (Brook and Robin)
There is only one right answer for who would be the best athlete to give a cross-country Uber ride to. Technically, it’s two guys, but they kind of look alike. We’re not talking about practice, we’re talking about the Lopez Twins, duh!
Brook and Robin Lopez were just at Disneyland and now they want to go to Walt Disney World. Wearing matching Pluto floppy ears hats and holding giant technicolored lollipops, you take the pair of seven-foot brothers for the best adventure of your life in your compact car.
You might have asked if an Uber XL would have been a better choice for the Brothers Lopez, but these California kids are really into helping the environment as they make you drive across America for them because Mickey Mouse is life. Plus, the Gasol Brothers Uber in Escalades and the Gasols and Lopezes are not exactly amigos.
While you only had to stop at 14 comic book stores on the way to Lake Buena Vista from Orange County, you know have even less breathing room in your compact sedan. The Brothers Lopez bought at least a gross of comic books apiece.
Just when you were about to give up hope that this car ride was never going to end, you take a look back at the Brothers Lopez in the backseat with their knees next to their heads. Their eyes light up like Abu did with that ruby in Aladdin when they see the entrance to Walt Disney World.
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You have come to terms that this is the greatest act of charity you’ll ever do in your life. The Uber life is over for you because you simply cannot beat driving the Lopez Twins from Disneyland to Walt Disney World.