11. HickoryHigh is wrong about fun
The NBA Playoffs have forced everyone to take sides on the Golden State Warriors. Either they are the apex of beautiful, free-flowing, highly skilled basketball, or they’re a monster that threatens to destroy all that we love about the NBA. And to be honest, even those that acknowledge the former are frequently resigned to the latter as well. But not this dope:
This buffoon was so in love with the sound of basketballs dribbling that he didn’t care who was actually dribbling them. As part of this same Twitter thread he said he would happily watch the Sixers’ bench unit battle their D-League affiliate. Truly a glutton for punishment. Well, after gorging himself on the Finals, HickoryHigh has lost some of his cheerfulness.
Again, not a full-throated apology but go find HickoryHigh under that Mark Harmon Snuggie and see if he’s still thinks the NBA Finals were fun.