WWE Superstar Power Rankings: Goodness Gracious, Great Ball(s) of LaVar!

With two weeks until WWE’s first-ever Great Balls of Foot (er, Fire) pay-per-view, Samoa Joe looked to send a message to Brock Lesnar yet again in Hollywood. LaVar, Lonzo and LaMelo Ball(s of Fire) made an appearance on RAW. Seriously. And, Carmella is once again Ms. Money in the Bank on Tuesday nights. Oh, and we have power rankings, too!

WWE is the only place where in one day, LaVar Ball shows up and takes his shirt off and then do something they literally just did a week ago and it make complete sense. Nobody ever said Vince McMahon’s company was normal. This was the same place that had a man running around with paint on his face while eating worms and then dropping them into other people’s mouths.

This past week of wrasslin’ in WWE was about as normal as John Cena losing a WWE title match in the latter portion of the 2000’s. My point being, this company is freakin’ weird. LaVar Ball, along with recent NBA Draft pick Lonzo Ball and his younger brother LaMelo (more on him in a bit), appeared on MizTV for a hilarious segment with the greatest Intercontinental Champion since the Honky Tonk Man. (Yeah, I said it. Come square up, nerds. Miz rules.)

On the blue brand, Jinder Mahal and Randy Orton are heading for a Punjabi Prison match of mediocre proportions. (But seriously, this match makes total sense. It’s just a dumb match. Go watch The Great American Bash from 2006 and you’ll understand what I mean.)

Also, Carmella is once again Ms. Money in the Bank because WWE is stupid and smart at the same time and it’s idiotic. We’ll discuss this later, but for now, enjoy this week’s rankings, starting with the Ball family. (I’m only kidding.)

(Disclaimer: The wrestlers chosen for this power rankings list only appear on Monday Night Raw or SmackDown Live, so that means no NXT/205Live specific stars are on this list.)