15 Canadian things America should trade for to form a pop culture super team
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – AUGUST 16: Derek Drouin of Canada celebrates with the Canadian flag after winning the gold medal in the Men’s High Jump Final on Day 11 of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at the Olympic Stadium on August 16, 2016 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. (Photo by Ian Walton/Getty Images)
We love many things about America, but there are some Canadian institutions we should trade for to forma pop culture super team.
Before we begin, I think it’s important to clear the air, so to speak. I have absolutely nothing against America. There’s plenty to love about the United States. That’s true, even if you’re, shall we say, unsatisfied with the current path of government or nitpicky about American culture. We’ve got a distinctive history and way of life that could make any nation proud.
It also helps that our pop culture machine remains a major force worldwide. From New York City to Los Angeles, actors, writers, artists, and other creative folks can wield some serious cultural power.
Despite all of this, however, don’t underestimate our friends to the north. Canada has been producing great talents for a long time now. Indeed, you may be surprised to learn that some of our most beloved film actors are actually Canadian. William Shatner? Anna Paquin? Jim Carrey? Ryan Gosling? Pamela Anderson? Yes, friend, they are all tried and true Canadians.
That’s just the world of film, for a start. Consider the realms of literature, music, sports and even cuisine. As much as we Americans may like to joke about the famed Canadian politeness, moose, and Dudley Doright, it’s hard to deny the force of Canadian culture.
Happy 150th, Canada
Given that this year is the sesquicentennial (or 150th anniversary) of the founding of Canada, it’s especially appropriate to acknowledge the accomplishments of its citizens.
Maybe, just maybe, we may want to offer a few trades. Yes, we love all things America, but wouldn’t it be nice to claim someone like Drake or Phil Hartman for a day? Plus, if we’re being brutally honest, there are just a few things from our own pop culture that, well, could take a bit of a break. Perhaps a nice trip up north would be just the thing.
Also, this should go without saying, but this is fiction. Clearly, no one is going to try and take Pat Sajak from television or the game of baseball away from the American people. And if you have a different opinion from my own, that’s completely fine. As many Canadians might say: live and let live.