A āChristmas in Julyā promotion by a minor league baseball team has raised the bar for giveaways following the announcementĀ of an outstanding Cousin Eddie bobblehead.
The Kane County Cougars are a Class-A Minor League affiliate of the Arizona Diamondbacks and play their home games at Northwestern Medicine Field in Geneva, Illinois.
On July 12, the Cougars began a six-game homestand.
In the interest of making said homestand truly count, they put together a string of promos for each game.
This is obviously not a new concept, but what matters here, in this case, is what the team happens to be giving away.
First off, Thursday nightās game has been coined as āProfessionalĀ Wrestling Night,ā which will feature a special appearance from WWE Hall of Famer and living legend, Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
You know as well as I know that thereās really onlyĀ one word for that:
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So it would probably be wise to start following @kccougarsĀ on Twitter right now because Iām hoping for ā and fully expecting, actually ā some great video from what should be a ridiculous appearance.
[If Jimmy doesnāt march back and forth atop the home teamās dugout with his signature 2Ć4, we have all lost.]
Now stay with me, because it gets better.
On Friday, July 13, the team will be celebrating āChristmas in Julyā with a freakinā Cousin Eddie bobblehead giveaway.
Oh, itās true. Itās true. And itās downright glorious.
Hereās an even better look at this artful masterpiece.
https://twitter.com/KCCougars/status/883054442047823872
With so many great scenes to choose from the incomparable Christmas Vacation, going with the āShitterās Fullā version of Cousin Eddie was a sound choice.

The hat, the cigar, the short bathrobe. Itās all so perfectly ridiculous. They even sprinkled in some chest hair.
Anyone lucky enough to get one of these should be placing it on their office desk with great pride.
Or perhaps maybe even mount it to the hood of their car.
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If you happen to be anywhere even remotely close to Geneva, Ilinois on Friday, you can get your tickets right here.