Roman Reigns tried to murder Braun Strowman. Samoa Joe was just one slip-up away from beating Brock Lesnar. The blue brand teased AJ Styles vs. John Cena and it ruled. Basically, the balls were en fuego at Great Balls of Fire and this week was a strong one. Here’s this week’s WWE Superstar Power Rankings.
Let’s address something because I know you’re just as shocked as I was: Great Balls of Fire was a good pay-per-view. I mean that. The balls were good. I know, same. It’s weird.
Seriously, look at the card and the matches that took place. Bray Wyatt actually won a match against Seth Rollins. Sheamus and Cesaro didn’t cause the crowd to question taking a quick nap and actually had the best match of the night against Brother Nero and Bro … um, Matt and Jeff Hardy. Samoa Joe and Brock Lesnar was the best button-mashing match since WrestleMania 33.
Oh, and Roman Reigns should’ve been arrested for attempted murder on Braun Strowman after the Monster Among Men actually won a match against Da Big Dawg. Yes, Roman Reigns is the Samoan version of Heidenreich and I’m freaked out beyond belief about that, but Great Balls of Fire was a good show and it kicked off a good week for WWE this past week.
There was plenty of movement in the post-GBOF superstar rankings, including a new No. 1 atop the heap, so we’ll get right into these rankings because I don’t want to turn into a John Cena promo and cut a 20-minute promo about how good the balls were on Sunday night.
So, without any further delay, here’s the post-Balls Mahoney version of the FanSided WWE Superstar Power Rankings, starting with Mr. Hustle, Loyalty and Jean Shorts at No. 20.
(Disclaimer: The wrestlers chosen for this power rankings list only appear on Monday Night Raw or SmackDown Live, so that means no NXT/205Live specific stars are on this list.)