26. Houston Rockets
The Houston Rockets could be the new dock for Banana Boats starting next season. They already have James Harden — and have him locked up for a long time to come — and added Chris Paul this offseason.
They’ll likely be winning the Carmelo Anthony sweepstakes and have the potential to sign buy-out candidate Dwyane Wade. That only leaves LeBron James as the lone banana boat crewmate who’s not on Houston.
Rockets’ fans have a bright future ahead, with a boat load of superstars who can compete with Golden State. They’ve been pretty successful thus far in H-Town and have strong potential for an NBA championship pretty soon.
No suffering in H-Town for the Rockets’ fans. They’ve got an aggressive general manager in Daryl Morey and a fast-paced head coach in Mike D’Antoni. With all the talent they have in that organization, their fans won’t be suffering any time soon.