Things are not going well for the Indianapolis Colts in their Week 1 game with the Los Angeles Rams. Colts Twitter is clamoring for Jacoby Brissett to play.
Wake the Indianapolis Colts up when September ends. It will probably be that bad, as the Colts will not have their franchise quarterback Andrew Luck for the first month of the season. Years of atrocious offensive line play have the left former No. 1 pick too beat up to play for the first quarter of the season.
In Week 1, the Colts trotted out former Wisconsin Badgers starter and Green Bay Packers backup Scott Tolzein against the Los Angeles Rams. No, it did not go well. Indianapolis trailed the Rams 27-3 at halftime with a completely lifeless offense.
Given that the Colts probably have the worst defensive personnel in football, this could be 0-for September for Indianapolis. It’s getting so bad at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum that Colts Twitter NEEDS former New England Patriots third-string quarterback Jacoby Brissett in the game.
Indianapolis traded for the former Florida Gators and North Carolina State Wolfpack signal caller just a few weeks ago. Going New England’s way was a former first-round pick in wide receiver Philip Dorsett, a guy that can only run really fast in a straight line.
Will the Colts put Brissett out there? The Colts don’t need to Suck for Sam, as they have already Sucked for Luck. Everybody remembers how terrible the 2-14 2011 Colts were. This 2017 team might be on pace to be worse. The Rams are beating them like a drum. Is it time for Brissett to come and save the day? Colts Twitter NEEDS him now!
#PutHimIn pic.twitter.com/cUVEyqV2Nx
— Faux Andrew Luck (@FauxAndyLuck) September 10, 2017
If Jacoby Brissett has any grasp of the playbook, would like to see him out there in 2nd half over Tolzien, who's given us nothing so far.
— Luke Schultheis (@LuckAtLuke) September 10, 2017
And here comes...wait that's not Jacoby Brissett! #Colts
— Andy McHargue (@colts1090) September 10, 2017
I think it's Jacoby Brissett time for INDY!!!
— Chris Dorr (@CardiacKid34) September 10, 2017
Last week I had a guy tell me the #Colts acquired Jacoby Brissett because C Ryan Kelly is injured. Not quite sure what he meant...
— Mr. Kay121972 (@NEPatsfan81) September 10, 2017
Jacoby Brissett please??? Or anything?? My goodness....
— Adam Ripberger (@aripberger19) September 10, 2017
0% chance Jacoby Brissett doesn't start next week for the Colts.
— Bootleg Fantasy Football (@BootlegFantasy) September 10, 2017
Jacoby Brissett, the Colt. pic.twitter.com/wrdCVWQWQb
— Oliver Thomas (@OliverBThomas) September 10, 2017
So for the the 3rd time... Jacoby Brissett?
— Indy SportsOne (@IndySportsOne) September 10, 2017
Is it too early to call for Jacoby Brissett to come into the game? #fortheshoe #Colts
— Iason Ouabache 🔬 (@Jablair51) September 10, 2017
jacoby brissett need some action
— journee’s pops (@millie_xl) September 10, 2017
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You better believe the Colts are ready for Brissett. When Ryan Grigson cuts your roster’s life into piece, Jacoby’s your last resort. Brissett did beat the Houston Texans that one time. Let’s see what he can do!