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10 great NBA players and the conspiracy theories they could make you believe

By Shea Corrigan

TOPSHOT - A commercial plane of German airline Lufthansa leaves a contrail on the sky on April 3, 2017 above the Swiss Alps resort of Verbier. / AFP PHOTO / Fabrice COFFRINI (Photo credit should read FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images)
TOPSHOT - A commercial plane of German airline Lufthansa leaves a contrail on the sky on April 3, 2017 above the Swiss Alps resort of Verbier. / AFP PHOTO / Fabrice COFFRINI (Photo credit should read FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images) /
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6. Giannis Antetokounmpo: The Denver Airport is a Portal to Hell

There is a lot going on at the Denver International Airport, and most of it is freaky and weird and potentially Satanic.

There is, of course, Blucifer, the 32-foot demonic blue bronco with blazing red (presumably possessed) eyes that was also responsible for the death of its sculptor when it fell on him and severed an artery in his leg — so Blucifer didn’t just kill the man, it was a bloody and gruesome death, too.

There is the massive statue of Anubis, ancient Egyptian god of death, that once decorated one of the terminals.

There are apocalyptic murals near baggage claim, delightfully depicting themes of military oppression, genocide and a one-world government. You’ll note the gas-masks, the swords and machine guns, the sleeping and/or dead peasants and babies.

There are the runways, which don’t not resemble the pattern of a swastika.

There are various markings that are either a very poor attempt to pay homage to Denver’s culture and landscape (Freemasonry, the gold rush, the Navajo people) or a direct tie to the New World Order. 

There are all the mysterious deserted underground tunnels. There are the alleged five multi-story buildings construction workers claim were built and buried during the airport’s delayed construction.

Conclusions you could reasonably draw from all this include: the DIA is the headquarters of the New World Order; the DIA is a government facility for detainees and/or human experiments; the DIA is a portal to hell.

Everything about the Denver airport and its related conspiracy theories is freaky and what-on-earth weird, but also how do you even begin to debunk it?

Giannis Antetokounmpo also makes you wonder what on earth is going on with, well, everything. Giannis is a freak. A “pedestrian” week for him involves an average of 24.0 points and 10.7 rebounds per game with a 43.1 field goal percentage. He’s a 6-foot-11 small forward who also sometimes plays point guard. It’s a widely assumed truth that Giannis will imminently be in the best-player-on-the-planet conversation. And, you know, how do you even begin to prove otherwise?

Giannis Antetokounmpo is Denver-airport-hell-portal good.

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