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15 worst current, former and hypothetical college football bowl game names

By Connor Muldowney

MOBILE, AL - JANUARY 4: Nascar racer Danica Patrick shows off the GoDaddy Bowl MVP trophy after the Toledo Rockets defeated the Arkansas State Red Wolves on January 4, 2015 at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Alabama. The Toledo Rockets defeated the Arkansas State Red Wolves 63-44. (Photo by Michael Chang/Getty Images)
MOBILE, AL - JANUARY 4: Nascar racer Danica Patrick shows off the GoDaddy Bowl MVP trophy after the Toledo Rockets defeated the Arkansas State Red Wolves on January 4, 2015 at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Alabama. The Toledo Rockets defeated the Arkansas State Red Wolves 63-44. (Photo by Michael Chang/Getty Images) /
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BEIJING, CHINA – 2017/08/09: Logo on a cup of Starbuck coffee. Starbucks 2017 Q2 earnings report shows that the profit from China / Asia Pacific grew by 36%. in the future, China will probably surpass the United States as the largest market for Starbucks. (Photo by Zhang Peng/LightRocket via Getty Images)
BEIJING, CHINA – 2017/08/09: Logo on a cup of Starbuck coffee. Starbucks 2017 Q2 earnings report shows that the profit from China / Asia Pacific grew by 36%. in the future, China will probably surpass the United States as the largest market for Starbucks. (Photo by Zhang Peng/LightRocket via Getty Images) /

5. Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Bowl

Can it get more basic than this? Seriously, though, there isn’t anything more celebrated in fall than Starbucks’ pumpkin spice lattes. The popular coffee chain has offered this drink to its customers for years now and is a staple of fall weather in the United States.

One thing that could be true about this bowl is that if it offered pumpkin spice lattes at its concession stands, it could attract a more gender-diverse crowd. Male football fans could bring their wives and girlfriends to the game to enjoy their favorite fall drinks and hang out and use the free wifi.

All kidding aside, this would be an awful name for a bowl game not just because it’s an overrated drink, but also because it’s the wrong time of the year for this type of bowl. If the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Bowl was played in October or November, bucking the trend, it could be the best name out there.

Could Starbucks come out as a sponsor for a bowl game? Probably not, but if it does, this has to be its No. 1 choice for a name, right?

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