College Football: 15 worst bowl game names

15 worst current, former and hypothetical college football bowl game names

MOBILE, AL - JANUARY 4: Nascar racer Danica Patrick shows off the GoDaddy Bowl MVP trophy after the Toledo Rockets defeated the Arkansas State Red Wolves on January 4, 2015 at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Alabama. The Toledo Rockets defeated the Arkansas State Red Wolves 63-44. (Photo by Michael Chang/Getty Images) /

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PARK CITY, UT – JANUARY 20: SPLENDA® Naturals café on display on January 20th in Park City,Utah. (Photo by Phillip Faraone/Getty Images for SPLENDA Sweeteners) /

9. Splenda Bowl

We have the Sugar Bowl, so why not the Splenda Bowl? Granted, there have been ugly Sugar Bowl games that were nicknamed the “Splenda Bowl” by fans who were disappointed with either the matchups or the final result.

The Splenda Bowl could be a poor man’s Sugar Bowl because, well, it’s not real sugar. The no-calorie sweetener is not nearly as good as the real thing and the Splenda Bowl wouldn’t be as impressive as its counterpart. We could just call it the JV game as the Sugar Bowl could be the varsity game.

It’s not the most attractive bowl name, so that’s why it’d make this list, but you can probably imagine the Splenda brand, and other sugar substitutes, are jealous of their rival having a top-tier bowl game called the Sugar Bowl.

For the gift package in this one, Splenda could give players boxes upon boxes of free Splenda packets which you usually find at restaurants on the table and some anti-sugar swag.

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